My gender on NG says female so I guess I am one. YEAH, SOAK THAT UP LIKE YOU SOAKED UP X9's "REAL" GENDER
Age 84, Female
poop scooping
I dropped out at 5 years old
Newgrounds.
Joined on 4/26/08
Posted by Archealor - May 11th, 2011
It's time to come to announce my true identity. For a year or two know, i've been secretly using this account to submit funny, harsh, and just plain retarded submissions. Since I never make said submissions anymore, I feel that my need to tell everyone this is a good thing.
I AM PRODIGAL.. Yes, Prodigal from this very site. Anything submitted by this account was solely made by myself (except for "Cockjoke!", I had a friend sing that for me.)
is THIS enough proof, Jolly?
Yeah, like nobody knew this already.
read below.
Nobody really did know, maybe the few 6 or 7 people that I talk to alot were the only ones that I knew.
alts are an integral newgrounds experience. the best part about my alts is that I can make them have lesbian text sex. you should try it out sometime.
Yes, but the thing is, this alt's submitted some pretty fucked up shit, like half an hour of a sine wave climbing in frequencies, the all famous "Cockjoke!" song that got top 5, and a bunch of other submissions that I could classify as ear rape.
And your lesbian text sex ain't got nothin' on me. I can use the FL speech plugin to act out the scene, and douse the whole thing in distortion and other shit. :B
No, I'm the real Archealor.
POSER!
Jolly
I admit it. Both of the pics were fake.
Archealor
>:D